Shoe Story

Guy: Walks up to girl sitting at barstool and says "kiss me"
Girl: no i have a boyfriend
Guy: Doesnt matter
Girl: I live with him and have been dating him for five years
Guy: Still doesnt matter I can tell you don't like him...plus if you don't I'm going to take off you shoe and throw it onto the dance floor
Girl: You wouldn't do that
Guy: Watch me "Guy takes off girls shoe and just it straight into the middle of the dance floor"

Seriously people????

Convo between boyfriend and girlfriend....I think the result is called the fade out tactic....

What guy actually said: "I'm really going to miss you, feel free to call or text me anytime you want!"
What guy meant: "Feel free to call or text me anytime you want, I won't answer or respond, but feel free anyway"

Quote

Guy: I'm sorry I don't think this is going to work out, I prefer women that watch tv all day!

Text message between girl and her ex

Ex: How are you?
Girl: Doing Awesome yourself?
Ex: Are you single?
Girl: Yep just stopped seeing someone...
Ex: You want to go out?
Girl: No
Ex: why?
Girl: You live with your girlfriend
Ex: So why does that matter?

WTF is wrong with people!!!

Story of the day

Written in play script manner:

Guy and Girl sit down for dinner...
Guy notices girl has big boobs...
Guy says: I'm sorry your boobs are too big. I can't date you and then proceeds to leave the restaurant!

WTF!!!!!!!